When visiting the UK...

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1. You could start with Butt of Lewis in Hebrides,

2. Pass through Broadbottom in Cheshire,

3. Loose some wieght at Assloss, Ayrshire

4. Get some snooze at "Great Snoring" or "Little Snoring", Norfolk

5. Have some fun in Slaphouse, near to Doonfoot, South Ayrshire

6. You can avoid Westward Ho! in Devon

7. Shed some tears in the Northern village of Pity Me

8. Share some laughs at Giggleswick in Yorkshire

9. Have your revenge in Bullyhole Bottom, Monmouthshire, Wales

10. Secretly visit Crackpot in Yorkshire,

11. Scratchy Bottom?

12. Use the bathroom in Crapstone in Devon

13. Maybe you shouldn't tell anyone when going to Twatt, Orkney

14. See Buttock, near Barley in Lancashire.

14. Don't forget Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch in Wales

15. Lastly, you need to get ... Lost

...list over

...just in case you didn't know, all the words in bold are real names of places,

Sources:
Strange British place names
Ultimate List of Funny and Rude British Place Names
Odd and Unusual Place Names